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Rant #1

• Your first real-life insight into working smart.  (Just like the Big Boys do.)
• A single little-used secret that will instantly multiply the effectiveness of any ad.
• Your first “lesson from the vice squad” -- a proven tactic you won’t learn in any Biz School.
• The Pro Copywriter’s amazing “Bag of Tricks”.
• Operation Moneysuck.
• Bidniz secrets no one told you about. (Learn to credentialize yourself instantly, and take control of any situation.)

Rant #2

• The single most-violated marketing rule:  “Pearls on a String”.  One of the keys to earning your fortune in the fastest way possible.
• A very shrewd shortcut method to master the art of quickly bonding with your customer in order to persuade her to do your bidding.
• Astonishing sales secrets I learned playing rock and roll in sleazy biker bars.
• How to stop the “invisible robbery” that’s bleeding your business of cash.
• Why “dirty motivations” can be the most potent driving force behind your success.  And how to harness this “unmentionable” power.
• Exploding the “expert myth”, and what to do with the 3 Stages of Pure Friggin’ Idiotness that infect most businesses.

Rant #3

• How marketing success is deeply connected to farting.
• Why targeted repetition -- even to the point of obnoxiousness -- works so well.
• Cheap tricks to ensure that your customer list is always crammed with folks bearing fat wallets.
• How to use the forgotten magic of the Bucket Brigade to make your copy impossible to skip over.
• How to recognize (and what to do about) “psychic vampires” who will never, ever let the curtain go up.
• Two magic little words that will make you immune to the time-wasters in your life.

Rant #4

• How to measure the “right” kind of success.
• How to make it crystal clear in your prospect’s mind that what you offer really is “simple and easy”.  Just saying the words won’t convince him.  You gotta get funky.
• A very critical marketing lesson I learned while trying to bluff a veteran poker player.  (Hint:  I lost.)
• How to cleverly trash your competition without looking like a jealous wacko.  You’ll be on the side of the angels, and your opposition won’t know what hit ‘em.
• The very critical difference between guilt and remorse.  You may the person sabotaging your own life. 
• Why the race does not always go to the swift of the smart or the righteous... but to the cunning bastard who knows how to recognize a good thing.

Rant #5

• The really juicy secret sneaking around behind your back.
• The amazing advantages a street-savvy near-illiterate hustler has versus a fancy MBA with years of book-learnin’ under his Gucci belt.
• Why people will pay you a hundred times more to give them a fish, than to teach them how to fish.  (So to speak.)  Common wisdom, turned on its head.
• The ugly little secret that separates world-class copywriters from clueless rookies.
• A simple question you can ask yourself every time you get off track... which will instantly refocus you on exactly what needs to be done to succeed.
• The harder you work, the more you earn, right?  Wrong.  Learn why the top of the success ladder is crowded with some of the laziest bums you’ll ever meet.

Rant #6

• Spooky insight into your brain.  May rattle you.
• What great salesmen know about the mysterious power that secrets hold over people... both the secrets of the product they’re considering, and the dirty little secrets hidden deep in their own tortured souls.
• How to instantly increase your “niche knowledge” about people in your target market... so you actually know them better than they know themselves.
• How to harness the stunning attention-grabbing power of cheap, silly grabbers.
• The simple “laundry list” intervention technique that can immediately relieve that sense of being totally overwhelmed by things that need to be done.

Rant #7

• You’re a punk.  And that’s a compliment.
• Why no good deed ever goes unpunished.
• What world-class salesmen know that you don’t yet about closing the sale, on your terms.  (Critical stuff.)
• The pure magic of deadlines... and how to use it to rocket your ass into the financial heavens.
• The “emotional contract” you have with everyone in your life (including customers you’ve never met)... and what happens when you violate it.  If you aren’t careful, you can ruin everything.
• The scary side of cash, and how to beef up your most fundamental resource of wealth no matter what happens to the economy.

Rant #8

• Let’s see if we can’t piss somebody off this month.  How about... women?
• Why it’s so important to understand your market... on a level as deep as a man about to enter a dark alley in a crime-soaked part of town, who expects to come out alive.
• Why and when you may need to put a lid on your passion. 
• The “Create 3 Rules That Work” technique that magically reduces complex business problems into tight, functioning USPs.  (Once you do this, the ad practically writes itself.)
• How to be an “ethical hustler”.  It’s a jungle out there, and even the good guys need to know a few dirty tricks. 

Rant #9

• Why you probably suck at what you do.
• The astonishing secret of “The Smuggler’s Truth”, and why you desperately need to adapt this truth to your own business.
• Solving “Lipstick on the Collar” problems like a savvy salesman.
• Okay, I’ll finally explain how to construct your most potent USP.  It’s second-nature to most veteran copywriters, but remains a near-total mystery to rookies.  And it’s critical.  I feel bad I haven’t covered it before now.

Rant #10

• The “X” factor of a killer salesman who can quickly and easily convince otherwise rational people to open their wallets and give you money.
• Why you cannot believe the stories of people who have been through the justice system in this country... unless you’ve been there yourself.  It’s a brutal lesson that will actually clear your head for making the big bucks.
• Why your lizard-brain needs to be the baddest ass on the road.
• “Bullshit Detectors” and “Opportunity Alarms”.
• “Flesh-Eating Bacteria Kills Construction Worker In Boston!”  True story... and a great lesson for marketers.

Rant #11

• How incompetent people are ruining your life.
• Is Hef really having a better time at the Playboy Mansion than you are at home?
• The great secret of creating over-the-top world-class copy:  “Balls and Chops”.
• Yo!  You lookin’ for a friggin’ gym?
• How do top writers “get the juices flowing”?  Maybe you don’t wanna know...