So… Are You Ready To Try Out
The “RANT” For Real?

   It’s a big step, I know.  But if you’re gonna get anywhere in business, you need this kind of insider advice watching your back.

   This is the one monthly newsletter read by all the top “players” in direct response marketing… and every issue is like a marketing “Hot Seat”, aimed right at the heart of your money-making efforts. 

   Whether you’re on the Web, in the mail, running ads in publications, or just ready to kick your entire marketing efforts into high gear.

   The 11 free issues you’ve just read are the first ones I published, a few years ago.  As good (and timeless) as they, I was just getting rev’ed up. 

   In the issues that followed, I started going deep on important subjects -- giving entire mini-seminars on world-class copywriting secrets… high-end sales tactics that force customers to buy… how the best marketers alive make their Websites pump cash… and what “insiders” in the business world are doing to score the big moolah that you aren’t yet.

   I’m your guy on the inside.  My office is a hard-cooking branch of Action Central… I’m one phone call or email away from every one of the most famous and effective guru’s and marketing superstars in the country… because we’re colleagues and friends. 

   When something is working, I’m one of the first to hear about it. 

   And that’s why the Rant is such a must-have for anyone doing any kind of business.

   You’ve already missed several years worth of issues, which covered critical stuff like…

• How to get more important stuff done than you ever dreamed possible… and do it almost accidentally, and without effort.  (Discovered by the laziest -- and richest -- marketing genius you’ll ever meet.)

• Why there are almost NO real Internet “experts” out there right now -- it’s all changing too fast.  The ones who brag they know it all are mostly just lucky… and luck never lasts.  However, there is one honest secret to staying on top of the latest and greatest selling tools on the Web.  And I haven’t met a geek yet who knows what it is.  (I’ll reveal it to you, though.)

• What professional marketers know (and rookies never learn) about the “grief and heat” of the most profitable markets in the world... and why you need to understand what you’re in for before you go after the money.  (Critical info most marketers never discover until it’s too late.  Could legally save your ass, plus multiple your cash.)

• Should you really be tailoring your message to reach the largest number of potential customers possible?  Not if you want to make serious profits.  Even savvy marketers are often astonished that what really works seems to defy common sense.

• Street-level “dirty tricks” that work like crazy to force prospects to order immediately.  (Very sneaky stuff.)

• How the real professionals in marketing answer the question:  “How will I know if what I’m doing is working?”  Surprising answer will give you the inside track on creating killer marketing campaigns that pull in hordes of cash-rich customers fast.  Takes all the guesswork out of creating winning ads.

• A simple way to make absolutely sure you never get harmed by any of the evil computer viruses out there… even if you never use a firewall or virus protection software!  (Plus -- the simple “classic” tactic all the top Web marketers are suddenly doing to double profits overnight.)

• The secret to quickly solving ALL the problems between you and massive success!  It’s insanely more easy than you’d ever guess… yet not one businessman in a thousand ever discovers how to do it on their own.

• How to “go deep” with your advertising… so your customer feels you’re talking straight at him, and you clearly appear as the best guy in the world to go to for what you offer.  (Slaughter your competition with this single simple tactic.)

• How to beef up your testimonials so they multiply the effectiveness of your ad… and don’t hurt your sales pitch, like most of the lame testimonials out there do.  It’s a huge difference, and all you need to know is the simple secret of positioning the quotes so they pull the most weight for your pitch.

   And more:  When a celebrity can boost response, and when he will probably kill profits… When you should distrust incoming data (especially when it seems too good to be true)… The single best of copywriting advice I ever received from a hall-of-fame legend (it’ll blow your mind, and instantly make you a better writer)…When to get aggressive with your copy, even when your friends beg you to “tone it down”…

   And MORE:  Why links are murdering response rates on your Web site… How to take advantage of the fact that your competition is an ethically-challenged creep (and steal all his customers without even trying)… How to quickly find out what your target audience really wants (it isn’t what you think)… The amazing “magic button” on your desk that will eliminate nearly all the nonsense in your life, instantly… The critical basics of world-class story-telling -- essential tricks for any writer looking for killer hooks. 

   And that’s just a “taste” of what you’ve missed. 

   As you now know from reading the eleven Rants I posted online, each issue is packed with vital information, insider advice, and real-world tactics I’ve learned from my 20-plus years as a proven veteran copywriter. 

   I don’t make this stuff up.  It’s what I’ve learned in the trenches.  It’s what I use, everyday, to make ads work in direct mail, in print, and on the Web.

   It’s time you joined the club.

   But wait…if you decide to subscribe today, I’ll also give you the option of getting …

Every Single Back Issue!

   I just had my assistant, Diane, put together a file for you… and it’s got every single issue of the Rant I’ve ever written.  This is several years worth of material. 

   And it’s all yours for a super-bargain, when you subscribe.

   It’s the only way to get all my back issues.  People often go into hiding when they get their hands on all these Rants -- because they’re so addictive and informative.  Spending just a day or two going through them will pump so many new and hot ideas into your brain, you’ll be ready to demolish your competition within the next month.

   And set up your own Personal Pipeline of wealth and continuing business success.

   You know that getting your own subscription to the Rant is the right thing to do, anyway.  It’s the only marketing newsletter out there that gets read, front to back, immediately every month by the top players in the game. 

   There’s no fluff, no hidden sales pitches, no baloney whatsoever.

   I just spill the beans in every issue.  I’m one of the oldest surviving professional writers in direct response marketing… with the kind of track record, experience, results and expertise that can rock your world. 

   The Rant is primo, advanced, insider info, secrets and hard-core advice.  No matter what business you’re in, or where you’re at in your own career.  This is the kind of insight and revelation that you can only get from someone willing to open a vein and reveal EVERYTHING. 

   No holds barred. 

   No cover-ups. 

   No hemming and hawing. 

   And no censorship.  This is grown-up material for the cruel real world.

   Making your business work -- and work at a world-class level -- is the most important job you have.  It’s the engine of your life, and the foundation for your wealth and prosperity.  And it’s what I help people do, every day, day after day.  I’ve been at it, successfully, for over 20 years.

   Don’t screw around.  I’m not going to write the Rant forever… but while I am writing it, you are in for the wildest ride of your life.  You’ve already seen what I can do, month after month.  I ain’t slowing down a bit, either. 

   So fill out the Priority Subscription Form on the bottom of this page, right now.  You can mail or fax it in, and I’ll have my assistant Diane fire up your subscription again instantly. 

   And, if you choose, you can get your hands on every single back issue.  For a ridiculously-generous bargain.

   This offer is available only as long as I keep it posted on this Website.  I fuss over this site like a mother hen, and change offers frequently -- but I NEVER cut the price.  If this offer changes again, it will be MORE expensive. 

   And you may not have a chance to get all the back issues like this.  I’m considering putting everything into another course… and that course would cost a minimum of $999.  So this truly is a bargain. 

   You don’t need to sit and think about it.  A year’s subscription to the Rant costs chump change -- even when you add the pittance I’m asking for all the back issues.

   And -- if you’re like other readers -- you’ll make your money back multiplied by ten the FIRST time you use any of the tactics or insider secrets I reveal.  (Check out the testimonials below if you doubt me on that.)

   So this isn’t about money. 

    It’s about doing one simple thing right, to give you an enormous advantage out there in the big-boy business world.

   Thanks.  Diane is expecting your Subscription Form (just scroll down) soon.

John

   P.S.  Remember -- this offer can vanish without notice.  Your Priority Subscription Form is below (followed by some very important quotes from other people). 

   There’s a PayPal option for fastest service. 

   Or, you can simply fax or mail your Order Form.

   Just do it now, while you’re thinking about it.  Take this bull by the horns.

   P.P.S.  Plus, as a convenience to you, I am now offering automatic renewal each year.  You are NOT “locked into” renewing… this is something we’ve set up to make sure you don’t miss an issue at the end of your year’s subscription.

   Here’s how automatic renewal works:  When your subscription is up, we’ll notify you.  You don’t have to do anything -- we’ll charge your credit card again, and let you know about it. 

   If you decide you do NOT want to renew, simply send me an email (to john@marketingrebel.com) saying “I don’t want to renew the Rant”, and we’ll take you off the list.  No problem.  No hassles.

   No hard feelings, either.  We’ll still be friends, and if you like, I’ll still keep you on my main list (so you get notified of seminars and other cool stuff).  It’s completely up to you.

    I’m only offering this automatic renewal because people begged me to do it.  Before, I had to notify people their subscription was up, and then remind them to renew.  If they forgot -- and this happens a lot -- they missed issues.

   And once the Rant becomes a regular part of your marketing life, you do NOT want to miss even single issue.  It’s that important.

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